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Saturday, December 02, 2006

A Swingers Song..

(To the tune of 'The Monkey Song' in The Jungle Book)

Now I'm the king of the swingers
The oasis VIP
I was bored with life and bored with my wife
So we joined the swingers scene
I wanna be a man, baby
And swap most every night
I've put my keys in the pot and tried the lot
And that's what's botherin me

The Swingers Scene
The Al Ain Swingers Scee-eene
You can play around
Meet new friends, ooooh
You'll see it's true
A ESL teacher like me
Can have a workmate's wifey every night

( Gee, Mr Expat
You're doin' real good
Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
As your wife I need some lovin too
But I'm not too happy with the selection out there )

Now don't try to kid me, husband
I made a deal with you
What I desire is a decent guy
To make my dream come true
But this, my darling, is Al Ain
And all the men are bland
So let's leave this scene, be just you and me
Before our marriage goes down the pan

The Swingers Scene
The Al Ain Swingers Scee-eene
You can wreck your marriage
Screw it up, ooooh
You'll see it's true
Now the di-vorce rate in Al Ain's through the roof


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18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my god that is so funny, yet so true. But, I've heard the women do ok for themselves.

12/02/2006 06:15:00 pm  
Blogger CG said...

LOL

12/02/2006 10:20:00 pm  
Blogger secretdubai said...

Oh - that is SO great!

12/03/2006 11:39:00 pm  
Blogger Al Ain Taxi said...

Next time you hear someone talk of 'The Lifestyle' here, be wary of body signals..

12/04/2006 07:50:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's funny because the image of al Ain is so docile but really crazy shit happens here.

12/04/2006 11:13:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My goodness...I've been in al ain for three months now. As a single Western male I've found nothing but married people - where on earth do I go to find this supposed Al Ain scene?

12/04/2006 04:11:00 pm  
Blogger Al Ain Taxi said...

Anonymous at 11:13 am: Yes, Al Ain is a tame beast with an wicked underbelly.

Anonymous at 04:11 pm: As a single bloke you might find it difficult to gain acceptance in 'the scene' as its a married couples thing. Go home, get married and come back...

12/04/2006 10:28:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ Anonymous at 04:11 pm: any bar in any hotel before closing time on the weekend... or even on the way to the bar... or even on the way to the hotel where the bar is... a place full of desperate ladies...

12/05/2006 12:50:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh If you want a woman in Al Ain just go to a feline friends meeting.

12/05/2006 01:52:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

feline friends? would you want a woman that cares so much about her dog that she would consider it funny to be interrupted by the dog during sex? happened to me before, women with dogs are no go's now...

12/09/2006 09:21:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thx for all the hints, but if all else fails, where do in go in this city? i am talking about 1 am, drink and really desperate?

12/09/2006 09:30:00 pm  
Anonymous albux said...

Dear Desperate: drive an hour and a half to dubai...you can choose between chinese and russians...

But seriously, I can't believe what I'm reading here. I've got a wife and 2 kids...I'm perfectly happy.

What is this debauchery? Is this some sort of "Western" disease we're talking about?

12/10/2006 04:40:00 pm  
Blogger Al Ain Taxi said...

Feline: Cat
Canine: Dog

12/10/2006 07:35:00 pm  
Anonymous albux said...

Assinine...?

12/11/2006 03:05:00 pm  
Blogger Al Ain Taxi said...

Its all very asinine indeed, if you ask me.

12/11/2006 07:38:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is asinine? The comments or the "lifestyle". Maybe both. ALbux you are a lucky man. That doesn't mean that everyone is settled like you. Just because you don't see it or approve it does not negate it.

Anonymous has asked a good question...where can he find a companion . If he can't meet them he'll never be as happy as Al with a wife and two kids.

Come on taxi you get around. Beep Beep!! Tell him where you drop off all the lovely ladies.

12/12/2006 09:21:00 am  
Anonymous albux said...

Looks like anonymous wants some too.

Just a reminder that we're talking about 'swingers' here. Married ones. So I guess it's the lifestyle.

And do remember the taxiwallahs (or walis, as the case may be) are also unappointed guardians of morality. They know how to deliver a sermon when they have to.

12/13/2006 07:59:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it. Great song- spot on about the 'swingers club.' You don't have to be married to join, you just have to be invited.

This for the ladies of Al Ain-
Just start hanging out with some of the married men (or I should say soon to be divorced men) that work at the 2 govenment institutes in Al Ain.

1/17/2007 04:46:00 pm  

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